The 2008 "C" Award Nominations

Ladies and Gentleman, today is an epic day for this blog. Today is the nomination announcement for the 2008 "C" Awards, otherwise known as the Fortinos, otherwise known as "The Cunties".

This is my very special way of recognizing and appreciating all of the amazing "C"'s that helped make this year so great. The winners will be announced in a ceremony next week in Hunt's Point, Bx and will be posted for the world to see the following day on this blog.

It comes as no surprise that Heigl has swept the nominations this year with a grand total of 4 nominations! Good Luck Katherine! And Good Luck and many Congratulations to ALL the Nominees!

Without further ado, I give to you the very deserving cunty nominees:

*Outstanding "C" in a Motion Picture


-Zac Efron, High School Musical 3 (note: technically Efron isn't a woman(that I know of) but he possesses arguably more estrogen than every other "c" nominated this year combined. I had to give this little fairy a nod)

-Katherine Heigl, 27 Dresses

-Angelina Jolie, Wanted

*Outstanding "C" in a Television Series

-Cindy, Hookers at the Point

-Shannen Doherty, 90210

-Katherine Heigl, Grey's Anatomy

*Outstanding "C" in a Television Series, Reality

-Air Force Amy, Cathouse

-Kayla, The Bad Girl's Club

-Sister Patterson, New York goes to Hollywood

-Ivanka Trump, The Celebrity Apprentice

*Outstanding "C" in Music, Overall

-Ciara Michelle

-Madonna

-Sondra Prill

*Outstanding "C" in a Music Video

-Alisha, "All Night Passion"

-Laissez Faire, "In Paradise"

-Jan Terri, "Lose You Tonight"

*Outstanding "C" Moment

-Katherine Heigl correcting the presenter about her name during the live Emmy Awards

-Tanisha waking the house up by slamming pots and pans, Bad Girl's Club

-Madonna demanding a fan and complaining about being hot

*Outstanding "C" Trendsetter

-Ciara Michelle, for her shirt dress

-Heather from "Rock of Love", for her hair

-Cindy from "Hookers at the Point", for everything.

*Outstanding "C" of the Year, Personal (given to someone I personally know)

-Ciara Michelle

-Kevin Clamato

-Jon Hackett

-Annie Krasner

-Julie Smith

*Outstanding "C" of the Year, Celebrity

-Katherine Heigl

-Ivanka Trump

-Cindy, Hookers at the Point

-Tanisha, The Bad Girls Club

-Sister Patterson