I Love New York.

I'm home.

As cliche as it may sound, there's no place like home. New York City is my home. It's good to get away every now and then, but at the end of the day, there is only one place I truly belong. Sometimes you have to start to miss something to realize how important it is to you.

It's like when I miss a re-airing of "Hookers at the Point". For that one hour, I had the chance to see my one true love Cindy...and I dropped the ball. Then, I have to wait weeks, sometimes months, to catch the special again, giving me the opportunity to realize just how much Cindy and her hotness has affected me.

Yea, it's just like that.

I've been to Orange County, Los Angeles and Las Vegas these last two weeks, and while they have the weather and the gambling and the the beaches and the beautiful people, they don't hold a candle to New York. Just like Cindy and Heigl, there is only one.

Being away for two weeks has really made me appreciate how fucking lucky I am. I complain, and I hate the subway when it's crowded, the weather when it's freezing, the rude, obnoxious people that slam into you on a busy cross street and I loathe Tourists, but I wouldn't give any of it up. I'll take the good with the bad, the minor with the major.

I'm 25 and I'm a New Yorker. I live in a Wonderland full of amazing places, people, cultures and history.

It's nice to be safe and typical. Warm weather and beaches and a veiled sense of security is much needed at times, but after awhile it's time to leave the mundane and consistent and head through the looking glass back to Wonderland.

I'm like a modern day version of Alice, with a Penis(kind of.) and a fascination for Katherine Heigl. I guess this means Cindy is the chesire cat, Alisha(that hot bitch freestyle singer) is the Mad Hatter, and of course Heigl is the Queen of Hearts.

There was a time when I thought that one day I'd give this city up and move along, but after being so many places, I have yet to find a location that makes me feel the way this City does...and I doubt I ever will.